Best thing since anything. Ever.

Dear Internet
Thank you for providing me with something that I believe could, very possibly, be the best thing since sliced bread. Okay, so you took a strange method. You gave the link to one of Carl's friends, who passed it on to Carl, and I was sitting next to him when he received the said link. Anyway, thank you. Now, if you would kindly organise some sort of method for me to get it, I would appreciate it.

My wish list:

One brown suit: http://tinyurl.com/2w9j86s
One golden rod overcoat: http://tinyurl.com/n8q5fk
One swirly tie: http://tinyurl.com/32h2dy2

Lots of love,
Me

PS: I would also like the Time Lord who belongs in the clothing to turn up at my door at some point, and take me on some adventures around the Universe. Oh, and Wayne should be allowed to come with.