GREEN CHICKENS

Tomorrow is my good friend's birthday, and we are spending the week celebrating in a variety of different ways.
Today was Shopping and OK Diner Day.
Krissy and I went shopping, and were later joined my Kelly to go to the OK Diner. Much fun was had. Boyfriends were discussed, the Oscars were laughed at, green chickens escaped ovens, flapping and squawking.*
Oh, and I may have got stuck inside a dress.

It goes like this: Miss Krissy challenged me to try on a dress - she said it would be funny and I, not liking the idea of turning a challenge down, accepted. It was New Look, and the thing I tried on was a spotty thing with a love heart cut into the back. (http://www.newlook.co.uk/1901121/190112141/ProductDetails.aspx)She had three things to try on, so we headed to the changing rooms.
This dress has a zip at the back - a very small zip.
I put the dress on, pulled up the zip...and it promptly came off, leaving the dress fastened up. It would not come down again, and so there I was, stuck in this bitch of a dress, unable to do a bloody thing. Krissy tried on all three of her dresses and left.
I carried on struggling.
Eventually, I gave in and had to ask one of the nice ladies in the changing room for help - there was no way I was going to get the zip done by myself. If it had been at the front, I would have been fine...but at the back? No way.
Miss Krissy was highly amused when I told her.
I was less so.

* This may not be true. It was discussed, though.